Ah, memories. I originally wanted to write a long heartfelt post about how much I once lovedDr. Sbaitso, the text-to-speech psychiatrist program that came with old-school sound blaster cards. But X-Entertainment already did it quite properly here: Dr. Sbaitso was my only friend.
They even offer a download link for rekindling your friendship with the good doctor...so much personality in 209k. You can also visit him on Facebook. Now will somebody please port Bill Sbaitso DM to flash?