4/22/10

Hard to Live for CNN



CNN Headline News aired Hardtolive.com's parody version of a censored Lane Bryant ad today around 2:20PM Eastern time. The ad features a "plus-size model" dancing around in her underwear until getting a smartphone calendar reminder about a lunch date with Dan. She then leaves the house in nothing but her undies and a long overcoat.

Hardtolive.com replaced the calendar reminder shot with this image:


I'll pay five dollars, American, for a screencap of the broadcast. Must take PayPal. I owe YouTuber delinq 5 bucks for providing the video proof. Here's a well deserved link to his blog. You know what? Make it 20 bucks.

 The original edited parody is below. C'mon CNN, the video has the words "McRib Remix" in the title.



See the original HTL post here: Lane Bryant Lunches a Saucy Ad

53 comments:

  1. So when did CNN just stop caring what they put on air?

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  2. So when did CNN just stop caring what they put on air?

    when did they ever

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  3. That would be "iProduce" and "iEdit" following on the success of "iReport".

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  4. Are you implying that CNN used to care what it put on the air?

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  5. Would fist that like an angry god

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  6. Would hit it, with a baseball bat.

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  7. Hey lady, not so many sammiches...

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  8. I'd hit that so hard whoever pulled me out would be rightful King of all England.

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  9. You're missing the point, guys. This isn't CNN, this is it's sister network HLN. Although it's really more like an "Other Sister" network. Because it's retarded. Nancy Grace, Joy Behar, and Jane Velez-Mitchell all on the same network. :shudder: HLN is everything wrong with CNN taken to it's logical endpoint.

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  10. mmm... McRib...

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  11. That is plus size?!? looks nommy to me!

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  12. Yeah, that's plus size in America. Retarded, isn't it?

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  13. sorry but that girl is big, she is very pretty and looks great but she is not a normal size. She is at least a 14.

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  14. yeah i bet all of you are so skinny. who are you
    to judge how thin someone is, there is not a guideline, except what you see on t.v. come on people.

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  15. "sorry but that girl is big, she is very pretty and looks great but she is not a normal size. She is at least a 14."

    Yeah, that's the average size of a woman in the US. And it's not exactly huge.

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  16. Wow. According to studies 14 is average for American women. In fact the average height/weight for an American woman is 5'3" and 165 lbs. I wish you basement dwellers who think the airbrushed girls you see on your porn tube would come upstairs and walk outside for once in your miserable lives. I'm sure you're no prize pig.

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  17. the chick in the ad is oh so damn hot

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  18. What is with all the fatties hating on the non-fatties? Occupy your fingers with some chicken strips or something.

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  19. So when did CNN start caring what they put on the air?

    (Fixed that for you)

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  20. She's a plus size, but proportionate. Most of us women are just the plus size, sans proportion.

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  21. your tits are too big

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  22. That is a beautiful woman.

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  23. her figure is luscious

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  24. way below my standards... pointy knees are old school

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  25. Quote: "What is with all the fatties hating on the non-fatties? Occupy your fingers with some chicken strips or something."

    Um, because *your* remark was *so* loving and non-judgmental? Get clued in to your hypocrisy.

    Neither weight-type should pick on the other, but rather aim at a media which insists there is such a The One True Weight and Size - a 00 weighing in at 100 lbs.

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  26. um...what the heck are you all blathering about. is the McRib back or not?!??!?!?!?!!!!

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  27. They need to do that commercial with a real big chick instead of that pretty girl. Like with a big gut and a bunch of rolls swinging all over the place and you can barely see the panties.

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  28. we're missing the point. it was a "parody" commercial that couldn't see funny with binoculars.

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  29. I find her a little bit too skinny for my taste...but she's not bad at all.

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  30. "I'd hit that so hard whoever pulled me out would be rightful King of all England."

    Funny and correct.

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  31. SHE is a BABE! Ohhhhh YEAHHHHHHHH!

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  32. I like big butts and i can not lie

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  33. lol'ed at "rightful King of all England."

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  34. Doubt that model would wear a plus size. I heard that Lane Bryant found that stats show that plus size women prefer slimmer women in the ads! They are more marketable apparently, and increase sales...

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  35. Joking about the McRib being back is cruel. The McRib is the only decent food item Mcdonalds has and its rare appearances is nothing to joke about.

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  36. Came for ... well just came. Leaving satisfied.

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  37. I work for Lane Bryant, I'm a guy, and all I can say is fuck you. For the sake of a cheap, juvenile joke any junior high schooler could have thought of, you just dissed millions of good women who struggle every day to be accepted for who they are and not what they look like. Enjoy your 15 seconds of fame asshole. Maybe for your next post, you should dub a funny VO on top of a video of somebody beating a baby harp seal to death. Good stuff.

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  38. @ Male Lane Bryant Worker (Anonymous)

    You must work in the panty-wadding department.

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  39. oh my god. you people. your comments...loloololo

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  40. most of you are assholes. this woman is a beautiful size & a completely normal & average one @ that (someone already mentioned the national average)

    and what do you slobs look like when your not hiding behind computer screens? especially you gross dorky ass men who take time out of your fruitless lives to make these tasteless "jokes," (pun intended). my guess is over 30, beer belly, moms basement, burgeoning bald spot. who are you to judge?

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  41. The "rightful king of england" comment made me spit up my soda. god dammit! lol. Whoever posted that needs to be hired for this site. No kidding.

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  42. I'd buy her a McRib anytime!

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  43. "For the sake of a cheap, juvenile joke any junior high schooler could have thought of, you just dissed millions of good women who struggle every day to be accepted for who they are and not what they look like."

    Hey mom's-basement-dwellers? I bet this guy has more sex than he knows what to do with. With actual live human females. You could learn a thing or two from him.

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  44. I don't get it. Shes a beauty and not walking skellie lady nor fake airbushed ladies some guys think is real.

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  45. I agree with the 'think she is hot' crowd...

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  46. OK, I MISSED THIS AD. CAN THEY REPLAY IT IN SLOW MOTION FOR MY VCR. REALLY, PLAYBOY IS REMISS IF THEY DO NOT PUT HER IN THE NEXT MONTH CENTERFOLD

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  47. CNN = Lazy f****** journalists.

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  48. "Hey mom's-basement-dwellers? I bet this guy has more sex than he knows what to do with. With actual live human females. You could learn a thing or two from him."

    Well yeah now that he knows they like McRibs.

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  49. Too the Anon who said "I work for Lane Bryant" I have one thing to say to you.

    TL;DR

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  50. so if you can't lick'em join'em! seems to be the norm,I only wish they could get the illeagles out of this country!!!!!!!!!! Today!!!!!!!!

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  51. take one of the underwater robots and stuff tony hayward in the pipe,how about that for a junk shot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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