8/11/10

WTF Elton John?


Hey Rocketman, what the fuck are you doing playing at Rush Limbaugh's wedding? If I was gay, I would never listen to you again. Incredible as that sentence sounds, it's true. You fucked up, Sugar Bear.

I'm sure everyone already knew this, as the wedding happened months ago, but the pictures were just released today. Shocking. Why Sir Elton, why?

Oh wait, you were paid a million dollars. Certainly a fair price for serenading a man who would probably crush your neck under the heel of his boot for sexual gratification. Cheers to the newlyweds.

6 comments:

  1. This is a pretty dumb web site.

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  2. Thanks, Anon. I've always worried we were "really dumb."

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  3. Damn you. You and I both published "Prince is an idiot" posts on the same day, and I was planning on running an Elton/Rush post tomorrow. Now I have to come up with something else, or people will think I am copying you.

    And I'm not that smart. I was happy to have the one idea, now I have to have another.

    Good post, btw.

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  4. Hello Doug. Yeah, that happens. I was going to do a series of photo-illustration versions of Farside Cartoons for HTL. Thought it was the best idea ever. Then I found out that Worth1000 beat me to it by a couple of years. Cheers.

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  5. Wrote a post about it. Called you a jackass. Don't take it personally :)

    http://iloveilikecheese.blogspot.com/2010/08/he-stole-my-idea.html

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  6. I was going to do a series of photo-illustration versions of Farside Cartoons for HTL.

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