Hey Rocketman, what the fuck are you doing playing at Rush Limbaugh's wedding? If I was gay, I would never listen to you again. Incredible as that sentence sounds, it's true. You fucked up, Sugar Bear.
I'm sure everyone already knew this, as the wedding happened months ago, but the pictures were just released today. Shocking. Why Sir Elton, why?
Oh wait, you were paid a million dollars. Certainly a fair price for serenading a man who would probably crush your neck under the heel of his boot for sexual gratification. Cheers to the newlyweds.